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The Alphabet By George W. BushThe Alphabet By George W. Bush
A is for Afghanistan…A place I like to drop bombs. Also for Ashcroft, one of my homies.
B is for Bush…Hey, that's me!
C is for Cheney…My main home boy!
D is for Democrat…People I don't like
E is for Energy…One of my favorite special interests
F is for Fired…Something I may be come November
G is for God…A Person I enjoy playing.
H s for Hell…What I turned Iraq even more into
I is for Idiot…What a lot of people think I am.
J is for Joke…Another thing people think I am.
K is for Kerry…A person I don't like and who may take my job.
L is for Loser…What some people think I am.
M is for Me…It is all about me!
N is for nuclear…A word I can not pronounce correctly.
O is for Oil…Black gold baby!
P is for pretzel…Something I choked on other than being president. Also for Powell, the only person on my administration who knows what they are doing.
Q is for Qualifications…something I have none of.
R is for Rumsfeld, another one of my home boys.
S is for Saddam…That bas
Nine TimesI saw him nine times.
The first time we were both sitting in the room together, getting ready to take the math test that would determine our placement. I was scatterbrained and throwing things around, trying to find the pencils that I had known I would need but had still just tossed in my purse. He was lounging backwards in his chair, looking for all the world as though he didn’t have a single care in the world, including the upcoming test. It annoyed me, that I was frantic and ready to scream, while someone else could be that relaxed.
I tested out of the class.
I don’t know if he did.
The second time I saw him, it was a few months after I arrived on campus. He was the one rushing and frantic this time, running across the square. He was probably late for class, though I had no way of knowing for sure. I was already lost in my own thoughts and ideas, deciding on my major and convincing people that yes, this is what I really want to do with my life. If they weren
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