A group calling itself the Brigades of the Anti-BigMac Secret Army said on Monday it had seized Ronald McDonalds and threatened to kill him within 24 hours if McDonalds did not stop its activities in Middle East.
Ah, good! Finally- death to Ronald! I hate Mcdonald's so much- I mean, honestly, every person I've ever seen go in there is obese or at least 10 pounds overweight. PUT DOWN THE FRIES AND TAKE A WALK, PEOPLE!
OK making fun of McDonald's is fucking hilarious, but using hostage takers as a medium to make a comic political message that sorta places them as good guys is not cool. Hostage taking is not cool in any way and should not be used as a form of comic relief you sick fuck. Anyone who cuts the throat of a person ought to be shot dead. Anyone who supports them the same. I hate you.