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October 13, 2004
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He could:
1. Cause a super loud siren that makes the president pull the earplug out of his ear screaming or be so uncomfortable he breaks down during the debate. Any accusation to Kerry requires admission, obviously.
2. Fill in stupid stuff, either to make the president sound horrible(er) or to distract him, such as "Pop goes the Weaseal".
3. Overload the reciever. Enough power broadcast and there's a 50% chance it catches on FIRE.
BTW-The Whitehouse tailor went on the spot today and "Fell on his needle" for the good name of Dubya, claiming such an awkward appearance in a $2000 suit was his own fault. Like many others who do this, he only sacrifices his good name, not money. Therefore I dub it "Falling on a rubber sword". [link] For the name of "Nero", "Commodius" perhaps?
great
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2% of the teenage population doesn't or hasn't tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 98% who has, copy & paste this in your signature.
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"And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I did.
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth."
Raymond Carver
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I should be drawing.
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I'm a happy coconut with yummeh white filling. Children and animals mix my smoothie in misery. It's very saaaad. THE END.
Solder me, like a wire that breathes, your carbon copy fibre optic plea...
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